Story of $WOJTEK
I’m a Syrian brown bear, raised in the Polish army.
Smoking, drinking, and wrestling with my comrades were just part of the daily grind.
Then I hopped on a ship from Egypt to Italy, hauling ammo and charging into battle.
TO BERLIN !!! YAHOOOOO!!!
After retiring, I ended up in the Edinburgh Zoo, but my old war buddies still drop by to visit. Those were the days!
Right now, I’m just strolling around BERA CHAIN, making new friends, though... they seem to enjoy a little more than just smoking, haha!
CA: COMING SOON
Every now and then, I’ll show off some of my “battle skills,” but don’t worry, I won’t bite—unless you try to steal my honey! So, if you see me, don’t be shy, come say hi!
After leaving the zoo, you might spot me hanging out behind a bus in London, or petting my golden nose in the park, haha! Don't forget, this bear is a veteran of the Polish army, a real hardass who's seen some serious action.
